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A full medical diagnosis of Caffeinitis.
Issue 4, Volume 108
Find out which type of Stuy kid you are!
Issue 1, Volume 108
The underclassmen are being given priority when choosing electives and APs, compared to upperclassmen.
Issue 16, Volume 107
Opinions
The importance of success is overemphasized in Stuyvesant’s mentality and has become toxic, thus leading to a dismissal of mental health when the issues should instead be gaining attention.
Issue 15, Volume 107
Drafting student designs fidget rhombicosidodecahedron as final project, then sells it and becomes a billionaire.
Excuses that explain why you were late to class.
A fake programming guide.
Issue 12, Volume 107
Absurd requirements for a teacher recommendation.