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Humor
US Congress, Where The Only Thing Being Passed Is The Zombie Virus
By Eli Smith
Zombies have taken over the US Congress, but has anything changed?
Humor
Not Clickbait! Stuyvesant High School's Faculty Halloween Cooking Contest, Now Live!
By Selina Lin
A student documents the treats at the annual Stuyvesant faculty’s Halloween cooking contest.
Humor
Sweet Dreams? More Like Nightmare-Inducing Lullabies!
By Freda Dong
A brave Humor writer risked her perfect attendance to record the lyrics of the lullaby that’s been haunting Stuyvesant.
Humor
The Rise of Commercialism
By Leora Gallai
Streaming services are giving the public what they want by including commercials.
Humor
Cursed Candy Makes Students Just a Tad Unhinged
Students have recently been way too energetic, but why?
Humor
The Ohio Week in Review
By Ethan Lam
The past week of the most mysterious state in the U.S., revealed.
Humor
Realistic, School-Friendly Halloween Costumes on a Monetary/Emotional Budget
Jacqueline recommends some cute Halloween costumes yayyyyy
Humor
New Halloween Candy of 2019
It’s that time of year again: Halloween! The time of spooky scary skeletons, glowing jack-o-lanterns, parades of costumed children marching up and down the streets,...
Humor
Unsuspecting Senior Haunted by Endless Supps
Susie Lee’s Halloween plans take a shocking turn when she realizes that college supplements are real things that exist.
Humor
Cuffed!
It’s Cuffing Season, and what better way to commemorate that than to dedicate a Senior Spirit Day to it?
Humor
A Beginner’s Guide to Ghost Hunting
By Selina Lin
A few simple and easy tips for ghost hunting this Halloween.
Humor
Welcome To Stuyvesant: A Survival Guide for Students
By Seth Fenton
Tips to survive Stuyvesant’s recent crime wave.
Humor
The Fresh Ghost of Stuy-Aire
By Eshaal Ubaid
You’ve heard of Chucky and the Grunge. Now meet: CARL.
Humor
3 a.m. Shenanigans
In the midst of a late-night alarm, a frantic student resorts to unconventional means to complete an assignment, leading to a meow-tastic surprise.
Humor
Avengers: The Ghost of a Phone
Farewell? No. I will haunt you for the rest of your life and ensure that you will never have any rizz.
Humor
New Virus is Taking the World by Storm—Beware of “Feelings”!
By Erica Chen
A new virus known as “Feelings” has spread throughout Stuyvesant faster than any other virus known to man. Here’s a brief rundown of what you need to know!
Humor
Opinions Department Front for Spy Agency: The Conspiracy
The mission to reveal and stop the Opinions department and their covert operations.
Humor
Administration Creates “No Dap Zones”
By Gilvir Gill
This past weekend, a new policy banning “daps” in select areas of Stuyvesant has been put in place. The policy, effective immediately, will be strictly...
Humor
Troll Living Under Tribeca Bridge Reemerges
By Ved Patel
With backpacks that weigh several times their own weight, members of the class of 2021 stampede across the Tribeca Bridge every morning at 7:59 a.m....
Humor
Which Spooky Something Are You?
With this formula, you’ll be able to answer the only burning question in your life: which autumn-themed article am I?
Humor
Single Pumpkin Looking to Date Again
After spending nearly a year single, Steven the pumpkin is once again ready to mingle.
Humor
The Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Halloween Movie
By Asa Muhammad
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” is definitively a Christmas movie.
Humor
Putting Christ Back Into Halloween
A warning about the sinful nature of Halloween and some recommendations for celebrating it and still honoring Jesus.
Humor
Guide to Becoming President of a Club for Freshmen
What you should do at an interest meeting to become president and get attention at club.
Opinions
The Social Responsibility of Singers
The brutal nature of the media and fan bases has been normalized, and singers must take responsibility for inadvertently promoting conflicts caused by releasing extremely personal lyrics.
Humor
US Congress, Where The Only Thing Being Passed Is The Zombie Virus
By Eli Smith
Zombies have taken over the US Congress, but has anything changed?
Humor
Not Clickbait! Stuyvesant High School's Faculty Halloween Cooking Contest, Now Live!
By Selina Lin
A student documents the treats at the annual Stuyvesant faculty’s Halloween cooking contest.
Humor
A Beginner’s Guide to Ghost Hunting
By Selina Lin
A few simple and easy tips for ghost hunting this Halloween.
Humor
Welcome To Stuyvesant: A Survival Guide for Students
By Seth Fenton
Tips to survive Stuyvesant’s recent crime wave.
Humor
The Fresh Ghost of Stuy-Aire
By Eshaal Ubaid
You’ve heard of Chucky and the Grunge. Now meet: CARL.
Humor
3 a.m. Shenanigans
In the midst of a late-night alarm, a frantic student resorts to unconventional means to complete an assignment, leading to a meow-tastic surprise.
Humor
Sweet Dreams? More Like Nightmare-Inducing Lullabies!
By Freda Dong
A brave Humor writer risked her perfect attendance to record the lyrics of the lullaby that’s been haunting Stuyvesant.
Humor
Avengers: The Ghost of a Phone
Farewell? No. I will haunt you for the rest of your life and ensure that you will never have any rizz.
Humor
New Virus is Taking the World by Storm—Beware of “Feelings”!
By Erica Chen
A new virus known as “Feelings” has spread throughout Stuyvesant faster than any other virus known to man. Here’s a brief rundown of what you need to know!
Humor
The Rise of Commercialism
By Leora Gallai
Streaming services are giving the public what they want by including commercials.
Humor
You’ve Been Writing BooGrams Wrong
By Fiona 'Eve' Lin, Fiona Chen
If you’re as uncreative as a pigeon, use these lovely BooGram templates from The Spectator!
Humor
Cursed Candy Makes Students Just a Tad Unhinged
Students have recently been way too energetic, but why?
Humor
CoronaVirus Update: Vampire Edition
By Nora Miller
The Spectator Humor Department’s Official Guide to Rooting Out Vampires
Humor
Which Spooky Something Are You?
With this formula, you’ll be able to answer the only burning question in your life: which autumn-themed article am I?
Humor
Single Pumpkin Looking to Date Again
After spending nearly a year single, Steven the pumpkin is once again ready to mingle.
Humor
The Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Halloween Movie
By Asa Muhammad
“The Nightmare Before Christmas” is definitively a Christmas movie.
Humor
The Ohio Week in Review
By Ethan Lam
The past week of the most mysterious state in the U.S., revealed.
Humor
Realistic, School-Friendly Halloween Costumes on a Monetary/Emotional Budget
Jacqueline recommends some cute Halloween costumes yayyyyy
Humor
New Halloween Candy of 2019
It’s that time of year again: Halloween! The time of spooky scary skeletons, glowing jack-o-lanterns, parades of costumed children marching up and down the streets,...
Humor
Unsuspecting Senior Haunted by Endless Supps
Susie Lee’s Halloween plans take a shocking turn when she realizes that college supplements are real things that exist.
Humor
Cuffed!
It’s Cuffing Season, and what better way to commemorate that than to dedicate a Senior Spirit Day to it?
Humor
Opinions Department Front for Spy Agency: The Conspiracy
The mission to reveal and stop the Opinions department and their covert operations.
Humor
Putting Christ Back Into Halloween
A warning about the sinful nature of Halloween and some recommendations for celebrating it and still honoring Jesus.
Humor
Guide to Becoming President of a Club for Freshmen
What you should do at an interest meeting to become president and get attention at club.
Humor
Administration Creates “No Dap Zones”
By Gilvir Gill
This past weekend, a new policy banning “daps” in select areas of Stuyvesant has been put in place. The policy, effective immediately, will be strictly...
Humor
Troll Living Under Tribeca Bridge Reemerges
By Ved Patel
With backpacks that weigh several times their own weight, members of the class of 2021 stampede across the Tribeca Bridge every morning at 7:59 a.m....
Humor
Scientists Discover Caffeinitis
By Alexandra Wen, Marie Ivantechenko
A full medical diagnosis of Caffeinitis.
Humor
Seniors Forget About Halloween
By Kenny Lin
Seniors forget about Halloween and believe their school has become haunted.